Accepting founding members

Your First AI Employee Starts Monday

One AI that handles your marketing, admin, sales follow-up, and research. Configured for your business. Runs from our infrastructure. Reports to your phone every morning.

Reserve My Spot £297/mo · No HR. No sick days.
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The Fixer
online
Daily Report — 17 Mar 2026
Portal: all systems operational
Blog post drafted & ready for review
3 social posts queued for today
2 invoice reminders sent
5 leads followed up via email
Competitor pricing research complete
06:58

This lands on your phone. Every morning. Before coffee.

Built on the same system that runs BayAssist — a live AI receptionist handling real UK garage bookings since 2026.

01 — The Problem

You know what needs doing.
It never gets done.

Every small business has the same list. Every week it goes untouched.

You know you should be posting on social media. You never do.

Invoices go unpaid because nobody chases them.

Leads go cold because follow-ups don’t happen.

You’re doing £50/hour work when you should be doing £500/hour work.

02 — The Fix

Meet The Fixer

The Fixer is an AI employee we configure specifically for your business and run from our infrastructure. Every morning before you wake up it’s already been working. Content written. Invoices chased. Leads followed up. Research done. All delivered to your phone by 9am.
Part-time assistant £1,400
The Fixer £297/mo Save £1,103 every month
03 — The Proof
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The Fixer
online
Daily Report — 17 Mar 2026
Portal: all systems operational
Blog post drafted & ready for review
3 social posts queued for today
2 invoice reminders sent
5 leads followed up via email
Competitor pricing research complete
06:58

This is what lands on our founder’s phone every morning.

Not a dashboard you have to check. Not an app you have to log into. A Telegram message. On your phone. Before you’ve had coffee.

Every task completed. Every action taken. Every result delivered. Summarised in 30 seconds.

This is what lands on yours.

04 — Add-On

The Shopfront

Professional website built in 48 hours.

£497
one-off payment
5 pages
Mobile responsive
SEO foundations
Blog ready for AI content
Booking widget option
Google Analytics
Meta pixel
Contact form to CRM
Hosting & maintenance included at no extra charge with your Fixer subscription.
05 — Founding Members

Get in early. Lock in the price.

We’re taking a limited number of founding members. Here’s what you get.

2 months free on annual plan

Worth £594. Pay for 10 months, get 12.

Direct access to the founder

During setup and beyond. No support tickets.

Locked in at £297/month forever

Price rises for new members. Yours never does.

Priority onboarding within 48 hours

We configure your Fixer for your business. On a call. Together.

Our Guarantee

If The Fixer doesn’t deliver at least £500 of quantifiable value in your first 30 days, we work for free until it does.

Reserve Your Spot

No payment needed. We’ll contact you within 24 hours.

No payment needed now. We’ll contact you within 24 hours.

✓ You’re on the list. We’ll be in touch within 24 hours.